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Song's I've Written

Shake what your Mama gave you, however don't lie about what she gave you either. Enjoy!
This is a friendly public service reminder.
Baby Not Back- IF YOU LIKE SIR MIX ALOT’S BABY GOT BACK, THEN YOU’LL RUN IN TERROR, AFTER YOU HEAR THIS RENDERING OF THEIR INTRO. ENJOY!
The Be Back Anthem- IF YOU HAVE TO SPLIT, BUT YOU’LL BE BACK, THEN THIS BUDS FOR YOU. ENJOY!
The Chipmunk Rap- DR. A WITH HIS HOMIES SMART S, AND D.J. THEO-DOOR SHOW THEIR SKILLS IN THIS WEIRD YET SOMEHOW TANTALIZING VERSION OF A CHIPMUNK RAP.
ConJunction Munchin'- HERE’S A LITTLE SONG I WROTE WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FOOD. ENJOY!
Grammatical Meticulator- SINCE ‘METICULATOR’ ISN’T EVEN A WORD, I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE A GRAMMATICAL ERROR.
Sick And Twisted- WHAT POSSESSED ME TO WRITE THIS LITTLE TUNE, I DON’T KNOW. ENJOY!
The Giga Rap- ALEXA FROM AMAZON, SHOWS US WHAT SHE’S GOT ON THE MIC IN HER DEBUT ALBUM.
Keith is Krazy- I WAS BORED, SO I TOOK THE VANILLA ICE INSTRUMENTAL, ICE ICE BABY, AND CAME UP WITH ‘KEITH IZ KRAZY’. ENJOY!

Provocative

Keith's Card House- Here's a 5 story cardhouse I built with Kung Fu fighting as the background music.
If your a robot, then here's a newscast for you. Please spare me, when ya'll take over the world.
A Quick Call To Road Kill Cafe- At Roadkill Cafe, if you kill ’em, we’ll gut ’em stuff ’em fry ’em and grill ’em.
100 Fears To Fear- Here are 100 phobias I put toghether to remind us all that the only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.
A 90's Time Machine- A 90’s time machine, showing you Mad t.v., back when it was called In Living Color.
An 80's Time Machine- Go back in time, with Carol Anne.
Baseball VS. Football- This is a George Carlin routine, in which he explains the difference between baseball and football.
History Of The Reno Arch- This is an informative, and well put together documentary on the Reno, NV arch.
The Psychiatric Hotline- If you need a psychiatrist, then this hotline is for you.
Lincoln's Ghost- The ghost with the most, is right here.

Music Video's

Yesterday- Beautiful scenery is accompanied by music with Boys to Men.
The Harlem Cardhouse Shake- Back in the ‘old days’ when the Harlem shake was a fad, I made my own version, with cards.
Dancing In The Heat- Here is Meticulator.com’s version of Dancing with the star’s. Well, except, these star’s are not in space.
Godzilla Dancing in Reno- Here is a video That I made of Godzilla dancing in the world’s biggest little city.

Series

Burning Questions EP. 2- Another episode of crazy questions.
Burning Questions EP. 1- Here are some question’s that deserve questions of they’re own.
The Obama/Bush Variety Show- You’ve heard it right. These two crazy and wacky guys, have a show now. I’ll get the fallout bunkers ready.
Obama/Bush Variety Show EP. 2- Cars- Obama and Bush, are at it once again with their crazy and wild antics, which one day will surely get them into trouble.
Obama Bush Episode 3 Failed Business Commercials-Obama and Bush make one last commercial for these failed businesses.
Obama Bush Variety Show Episode 4-Who's On First-The classic Abbot and Costello routine is performed here by none other than our two president buddies. Enjoy!

Commercial's

Blinker Fluid Commercial- Are you tired of your blinkers not blinkin’? Then here is an ad for you. (Brought to you by the Blinker Campaign for better blinkers)
Mental Floss Commercial- Having trouble remembering? Everyone should floss twice a day with this.
Yoda's Campaign Ad- This is what I imagined Yoda’s campain ad would look like.
Vocal Chords Commercial-need a throat lozenge. sorry, but here is a voice simulated vocal chords commercial. Enjoy!
The Solar Powered Clothes Dryer Ad- Do you need a sensible way to dry your clothes? Then this is the answer.